| | Do you want images? | | | | The Noodle Network Tech and AI: Seasoned with a Dash of Humor | December 23, 2024 | Today's tech news is full of surprises—Trump's got a new AI advisor, OpenAI's bots are getting safety lessons, and Nvidia's making moves in the AI hardware game. Oh, and Google's Gemini is learning 40 languages, while AI startups keep stacking cash like it's going out of style. Let's dig in. | | Trump Taps Sriram Krishnan for AI Advice: Expect Tweets in All Caps | Sriram Krishnan has been named Trump's senior policy advisor for AI, which is either a brilliant move or the setup for a sitcom. With Krishnan's tech background and Trump's love for… well, being Trump, expect policy discussions to swing between actual strategy and "AI is going to be yuge!" Somewhere, an AI bot is bracing itself for a long debate about bias, censorship, and which chatbot would vote Republican. | | | | | OpenAI's o1 and o3 Bots Go to Safety School | OpenAI is training its o1 and o3 models to "think" about its safety policy, which sounds like a digital version of ethics class. The goal? Teach the bots not to go rogue or, you know, become Skynet. It's a noble effort, but let's hope these bots don't overthink it and start asking existential questions like, "If a chatbot is biased in a forest, but no one's there to read it…" | | | | | Nvidia's Run:ai Deal Cleared: Let's Get Running | Nvidia just cleared a big regulatory hurdle to acquire Run:ai, solidifying its spot as the reigning champ of AI hardware. This move is like adding another turbocharger to an already overpowered race car. Nvidia's dominance in the AI space now feels more inevitable than your phone dying when you really need directions. Meanwhile, other companies are looking at Run:ai and thinking, "Man, we should've made a better offer." | | | | | Google's Gemini Goes Polyglot: 40 Languages and Counting | Google is expanding Gemini's in-depth research mode to 40 languages, proving that AI doesn't just want to talk—it wants to talk everywhere. This means your chatbot can now help you write essays in French, debate climate change in Hindi, or translate your questionable jokes into Korean. It's global domination, but make it educational. Somewhere, Duolingo's owl is sweating. | | | | | 49 AI Startups with $100M+ in 2024: Money Meets Models | A whopping 49 US AI startups have raised over $100M this year, and they're basically the Avengers of funding rounds. Whether it's healthcare, generative art, or teaching robots to dance (probably), these startups are flush with cash and ready to disrupt… something. Investors are all in on the AI hype train, and we're just hoping one of these startups solves important problems—like why my Roomba keeps bumping into the same chair. | | | | | That's the scoop for today: Trump's new AI whisperer, bots learning ethics, Nvidia stacking its AI empire, and Google teaching Gemini to chat globally. And let's not forget those startups casually swimming in piles of VC money. | Reply to this email with your dream AI startup idea. Mine? A bot that reminds me when I've left coffee in the microwave—because it's happened too many times. | Catch you soon, 🍜💾🤖 | What'd you think of today's email? | | | |
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